what a horrible tv day for me.

none of the people i wanted to win won.

DANI WAS ROBBED!!!!!

and vj is an asshole... he doesn't deserve to win. good-looking assholes get enough shit.

good thing i didn't see i love new york. actually... whoever she picked... i don't think it would have mattered. she's so crazy.

season of giving

they've been showing britney's commercial for her scent 'curious' a lot lately.

everytime i see it i feel like i should buy some cuz, you know, she's gonna need a lot of help with the divorce and the custody battle...

someone's gotta take care of her kids... and if i buy a bottle of 'curious' i would be helping them, right?

but then i vaguely remember that i'm lazy...

hahaha

*sigh*

entries will be far and in between.

not like i was ever that faithful to posting...

hahahaha.

check mii out

who would've thought that looking at other people's miis would be so entertaining.

we spent 3 hours just trying to see who we could find...

like waldo...

so after looking at oodles of michael jacksons and chuck norrises, we decide that we could make one too.

nope... damn! we tried so hard to make angelina jolie too...

uh...

we're gonna need a fourth player for rock band...

take the cake

take the cake is a tv show where people can call or text in to win money on BET.

yesterday, they were playing a game in where you had to take one letter out of the word 'cake' and make a new word. in the last sentence, i've made 2, 'take' and 'make.' one person called in... her answer was 'ake.' the host was trying to explain to her that 'ake' wasn't a word. she said, "i made it up." with so much attitude. hahahaha... the look on the host's face was so great.

3 in the morning...

the good thing about getting home from work at 3 AM is that i don't have to wait around to fall asleep cuz i'm too fucken exhausted to wait.

the entertaining thing about being at work that late is watching the rat run around the floor. i wonder if i could train that rat and get it to do a lap around the newsroom.

the nice thing about driving that early in the morning is how cool the air is. it really feels good.

but all of that doesn't make me wanna stay at work that late anymore than i already did.

the world's most smartest model

wow. i knew this show was gonna be hilarious... but really... "i think that dude is from chernobyl..." they say about the guy who REPEATEDLY says that he's from the soviet... hahahaha!

gaston... and his awesome game...

the bathrooms and fridge have locks on them in where the code is the answer to a question. one of the questions was the year that the U.S. declared its independence. one of the models yelled, "ooh! 19..."

mady lynn... is that how you spell her name? her category was round things. she tried to be slick and repeated "balls, cherries, balloons, tires." over and over again... that dumb bitch should have went home for that shit...

maybe next week!

happy birthday, mom!!

ate some chinese with the fam for mommy's birthday...

man, elementary school jokes have totally gone to another level...

my cousin, who's 8, says "say i... now spell hop... then say -ness."

and my other cousin, who's 11, says "that's old!"

what the hell?

oh, the drama...

ok, not really.

the hilarious thing about myspace is that most people on it don't seem to know anything about the internet, besides myspace... hahahaha!

i'm not saying that i'm an expert... but i'm totally calling out those guys that leave comments on bot profiles.... those users who still think myspace has a tracker? yeah! those people.

anyway... a couple days ago while making the myspace rounds... i find my 2nd cousin's (third cousin's?) space. she said that she makes $45,000-$60,000 a year. i tell my mom to look at the screen and she says, "what? that can't be true. she's only a high school graduate." i don't think my cousin understands that whole financial status thing.

and so now my mom is gonna tell my auntie that my cousin said that.

late nights at kmart

after making sure that the paper doesn't have (too) many mistakes in it, i head to guam's favorite late-night haunt, kmart because i need a surge protector.

i go to kmart at the wee hours in the morning... a lot... and so i'm pretty used to them having just one register open cuz i know that this is the time they restock their many shelves. anyway! so i'm in the one line, and there's this woman who, in my opinion, hasn't been to kmart when it's in this condition. she's so mad that there's just one line that she starts exclaiming, "why is there just one line?" and "i thought this was a big company." she was there with her kids too, who were conveniently no where to be found when she was expressing her anger.

so the team leader opened a line.

it's baaaaaaaaaaack

evil goose, originally uploaded by Surely_showerfrsh00.

yes, folks... the evil goose is back.

i know it doesn't look very threatening right now... but i'm not about to provoke a mean old goose just for a blog photo-op...

you must be crazy!

trouble at da ranch

$3,000 worth of roosters... and 2 boonie dogs... gone!

not the best thing to wake up to on a Wednesday morning.

the pickup artist

those contestants on the pickup artist are so adorable... and when i say that, i mean it in a little-kid-doing- something-cute kinda way. they were actually taking notes from Mystery, like good nerds do.

this is the blog

from now on, i'll be using this blog exclusively—cuz it's so pretty, hahahaha— and the xanga will still be around for archival purposes. and for berna to comment on it! hahahahaha...

so since this is the blog... might as well fill in the space with what has happened since last week...

PANGASINAN OLD WIVES' TALE # 146
the fam celebrated the august birthdays last saturday. and my auntie, the designated party animal at all our gatherings, takes my left hand and smushes it. then she takes my right hand and does the same thing. then she takes a look at my leg. at this point i'm half wondering what is she doing... and half thinking it must be pretty late cuz she's usually not this weird until the bbq has been going on for a couple of hours. and then she says something to me in pangasinan. uh... what? the only words in pangasinan i know is that one phrase they always say when you did something bad. my auntie says it again, and asks my cousin sitting next to me to help her convey this discovery she's just made by looking at my hands and legs. my cousin then has this face that tells me, "oh, man... i didn't need to know THAT!" and so i ask him... what did she say?

he says, "auntie said that your thing is plumpy." my thing? "yeah... you know... down there?" OH! that thing.

THE MULTIPLE JOB LIFE
my life as a so-called overachiever will be over very soon. thank goodness... i'm looking forward to rolling out of bed at mid-morning. hahaha... like i wasn't doing that already!

MOVIES!
i saw superbad and war this week. i'm also the proud owner of the hot fuzz dvd. i also got blades of glory, but i haven't found the time to watch it.

maybe tomorrow... cuz i'm off at big navy... YAY!

sleep clock's messed up

but no matter how late i sleep, i always end up waking up at 10. even if i'm still sleepy.

all the time in the world...

all they ever do around here is have meetings... and they seem to talk about the same thing... you would think that they would have had some of these issues dealt with, but then again i wouldn't know because i'm just temporary. WHOO! hahahaha...

ugh... and now i wish i brought the thicker sweater...

yay! the pseudo-gout is gone! you now how i know? because i'm wearing HEELS! whoo!!!

another one?

yes... i'm gonna fill up the internet landfill with more of my garbage...