take the cake

take the cake is a tv show where people can call or text in to win money on BET.

yesterday, they were playing a game in where you had to take one letter out of the word 'cake' and make a new word. in the last sentence, i've made 2, 'take' and 'make.' one person called in... her answer was 'ake.' the host was trying to explain to her that 'ake' wasn't a word. she said, "i made it up." with so much attitude. hahahaha... the look on the host's face was so great.

3 in the morning...

the good thing about getting home from work at 3 AM is that i don't have to wait around to fall asleep cuz i'm too fucken exhausted to wait.

the entertaining thing about being at work that late is watching the rat run around the floor. i wonder if i could train that rat and get it to do a lap around the newsroom.

the nice thing about driving that early in the morning is how cool the air is. it really feels good.

but all of that doesn't make me wanna stay at work that late anymore than i already did.

the world's most smartest model

wow. i knew this show was gonna be hilarious... but really... "i think that dude is from chernobyl..." they say about the guy who REPEATEDLY says that he's from the soviet... hahahaha!

gaston... and his awesome game...

the bathrooms and fridge have locks on them in where the code is the answer to a question. one of the questions was the year that the U.S. declared its independence. one of the models yelled, "ooh! 19..."

mady lynn... is that how you spell her name? her category was round things. she tried to be slick and repeated "balls, cherries, balloons, tires." over and over again... that dumb bitch should have went home for that shit...

maybe next week!

happy birthday, mom!!

ate some chinese with the fam for mommy's birthday...

man, elementary school jokes have totally gone to another level...

my cousin, who's 8, says "say i... now spell hop... then say -ness."

and my other cousin, who's 11, says "that's old!"

what the hell?

oh, the drama...

ok, not really.

the hilarious thing about myspace is that most people on it don't seem to know anything about the internet, besides myspace... hahahaha!

i'm not saying that i'm an expert... but i'm totally calling out those guys that leave comments on bot profiles.... those users who still think myspace has a tracker? yeah! those people.

anyway... a couple days ago while making the myspace rounds... i find my 2nd cousin's (third cousin's?) space. she said that she makes $45,000-$60,000 a year. i tell my mom to look at the screen and she says, "what? that can't be true. she's only a high school graduate." i don't think my cousin understands that whole financial status thing.

and so now my mom is gonna tell my auntie that my cousin said that.